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floorboreds:

aragorn being morbidly serious while serving birthday cake

floorboreds:

aragorn being morbidly serious while serving birthday cake

Jan 3
deepintheenemycouncil:

(Aragorn bitch slaps you all!)

deepintheenemycouncil:

(Aragorn bitch slaps you all!)

xelestial:

lol

 #dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve felled that mortal motherfucker with a quirk of one perfectly manicured eyebrow #but no #you let that whiny little bitch walk off with the fucking One Ring and basically doomed all of Middle Earth to war #was it because you got dirty? #is that like Elven kryptonite? #your face got dirty and therefore you couldn’t get your bitchass in gear long enough to shove one puny human into a lake of fire? #is that why Legolas always keeps his face so damn clean all the time? #cause he learned from your dirty sweaty mistakes and knows that all that stands between him and obscurity is a bar of Dove soap? #wait…what was I talking about? #oh right #The One Ring #way to drop the ball son

(Source: arkenstoners)

jarjarbinkzz:

After discovering a pile of corpses at the scene of the Uruk-hai massacre in The Two Towers, Viggo Mortensen kicked an Orc’s helmet in rage and broke two of his toes; which is part of the reason why he falls to his knees, crying out.

“Normally, an actor would yell ‘Ow!’ if they hurt themselves,” said Peter Jackson. “Viggo turned a broken toe into a performance.”

Dec 1